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the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'awww!'

Sunday, July 31

oh, and this too

in response to lovely anne's blog, i've decided to recommend my own new favorite drink (although, gin, be not afraid: i still love you. it's just that, well, there's more than one person in my bed these days.)

and here it is:

absolut citron vodka tonic.

eat your heart out.

one whole year

today is my anniversary. feels kinda strange to think a year ago today i was pledging my everlasting love to my then boyfriend of 8 years. and now we are hitched and have a kid and share cooties and everything. eeeewwwww! but kinda cool, too. we said we weren't getting each other gifts, since ireland was technically our honeymoon and first anniversary, but i got him something anyway. **sidenote for you guys: when you and your lady agree to not get gifts for each other, know that girls hardly ever stick to this and they always expect you to get them something, anyway!** i got him some mullet magnets, a goddess for his car that flaps her wings when you wind her up, and some raygun gum. oh yeah, and an iou card for another kid. i bet that was his favorite part! he's on the road back home and i'm still hanging out with the in-laws. today we're taking soren to the glenwood hotsprings pool. i just love basking in other people's skin particles. should be fun. and tomorrow i begin the 9-10 hour trek to boy-zee. a shout-out to all my buddies up there: I'LL FREAKING SEE YOU SOON!

Thursday, July 28

a day in the life of

i was called in to work tonight unexpectedly. i was expecting to have all day to pack for my upcoming trip; got some laundry done, but that's about it. then i had to go to work. i just got home, and still i'm not packing. am i a procrastinator? i hate packing. i hate it with a passion. even if it's just packing for a few days. i'd like to be packing to move, because that would mean we've finally succeeded in purchasing a house which, by the way, isn't going to happen anytime soon. we will continue to throw our money into the big, black hole known as rent. oh well.
sunday is our one-year anniversary. i really cannot believe we've been married a whole year. it went by pretty fast and was pretty intense. i'd have to say, though, that we've come through it with flying colors. whatever the hell that means. we'll be spending the anniversary in rifle with the in-laws. should be a
fan-TASTIC time.
monday i head to idaho. i'm pretty excited to revisit some spots, although i'm pretty annoyed that 2 out of the 4 friends with whom i'm expecting to spend most of my time have not bothered to return calls/emails. at least i know curt & gigi will have mucho bottles of vino to be consumed and a couch to swallow me whole. my husband isn't going, so that means soren and i get to spend 9 hours straight in a car together. i hope she doesn't freak out. i hope I don't freak out.
i thought i wasn't tired but i guess i am, and this is boring ME, not to even think about how much it's boring you. so that's it for now.

Saturday, July 23

hell. YEAH.


bloc party is coming again.
september 16 to the fillmore.
need i say more?

Tuesday, July 19

a salesman is an it that stinks excuse

a salesman is an it that stinks Excuse

Me whether it's president of the you were say
or a jennelman name misder finger isn't
important whether it's millions of other punks
or just a handful absolutely doesn't
matter and whether it's in lonjewray

or shrouds is immaterial it stinks

a salesman is an it that stinks to please

but whether to please itself or someone else
makes no more difference than if it sells
hate condoms education snakeoil vac
uumcleaners terror strawberries democ
ra(caveat emptor)cy superfluous hair

or Think We've Met subhuman rights Before
--e.e. cummings

"oh, sure, you can send your salesman over so you can receive a credit for your rainbow vacuum," i said innocently.

he arrived at 7.30pm tonight. he just left (it's 10.30).

he was selling vacuum cleaners.

but not just any vacuum cleaner, oh no! this is a rainbow! it not only cleans, but purifies the very air we breathe inside our so-called safe homes. but, little did WE know, our vacuum cleaners only suck up a small portion of the problem while spitting the majority of the rest out back into our sofas and carpets. well, hell, i'll take one, after 2 hours of demo. (plus, he had beer in his car that he shared--we had just run out of our own.)

i really did buy one. it cost me $1,800.

but damn, he was good; he was so good.

maybe he'll be showing up at your door next. do you mind if i list you as a contact so i can get a credit for my rainbow vacuum?

a salesman really IS an it that stinks excuse.

Saturday, July 16

revisiting the past

oh. my. GOD. it is hot today! thankfully i got all my outside and strenuous work done early (which isn't usually a problem, as my daughter wakes up around 6.30 on a daily basis...she doesn't understand the concept of sleeping in on the weekends). did my workout, got the lawn mowed--i feel i've been plenty productive. now, what to do with the rest of my day?

in TWO WEEKS i will revisit where i went to college: boise. it's kind of a little splat on the map, and it certainly doesn't receive much attention, but boise is actually a very cool city, for reasons i will now disspell:

1. it has all the good things cities have (bars, clubs, restaurants) without the BAD city stuff (traffic, pollution, overcrowding)
2. the flying m is still THE COOLEST coffee house in the world, and i have literally tested this theory out.
3. the neurolux is still THE HIPPEST club/bar i've been to, and they make this secret drink, the name of which i cannot remember, but it is good and it kicks my ass! it's something like the QX-17 or something, i'm going to have to remember...
4. i lived in an apartment that came with its own entertainment: the gay couple (if you can call them that) that lived next door always had the most explosive fights. several times we had to go pull one of them off the other, and once we even had to call the cops. how's that for drama?!
5. the record exchange still has THE BEST selection of used cds, as well as vinyl and new cds. i'm saving up some money to burn there!
6. it is a city nestled in the foothills, so there are TONS of outdoor things to do without having to drive far to get to them
7. matthew barney is from boise (seriously, he graduated from boise high school! and to think, a little nobody from conservative boise made a kid with my favorite weirdo, bjork!) btw: check out his 'cremaster' series art films, they are definitely out there!
8. they have this cool movie theater, the flicks, that plays art films and serves beer and wine that you can enjoy while in the theater!

okay that's all i can come up with now. but i am VERY excited to be back, especially to see some rather amazing people i haven't seen in a while.
the end.

Wednesday, July 13

no repeats, please

the following is a list of things that happened yesterday that i do not think should ever be repeated:

1. overhearing this: "i like it when you pop a zit, but not the puss-y <> ones, the kind where a hard white clump comes out, cuz then, you know, you feel like you've accomplished something. i just did that. well, that's one good thing that happened today."

2. getting a 16-point ticket (not me personally, thank god, but i feel sorry for that sad, unfortunate soul)

3. saying the words "freak(ing) out" to my mother, unless you want to unleash the beast. god, please no!

i think that's a pretty succinct list; can't think of much worse to happen all within one 24 hour period.

Monday, July 11

getting in touch with nature


every summer i say i'm going to do lots of camping, and every summer i don't. so i was happy when we spontaneously and FINALLY decided to go this past weekend. it was also my daughter's first time overnight outside. of course, being 19 months old, she was very into it. she begs me daily to go "ow-side" and for "wak"s, so at least this time she got her fill. she thought the tent was her own personal playhouse, and she didn't want to get out after we'd set it up (of course, later she didn't want to go in when it was time for bed, but she didn't cry for too long). she just about fell into the fire a half-dozen times (no, i am NOT a bad mother, she's just an energetic kid!) and thoroughly enjoyed the camp food (at least, her clothes did). it was a nice weekend, and i am still recovering.

Thursday, July 7

our trip, part two (of three): ireland

okay, ireland photos are loaded and ready to go!


day 1: we arrived into overcast dublin and immediately found our way to the B&B, unloaded our shite, and took naps! oh yes, and we watched some tv, as we had been without for 4 or so days and my husband was foaming at the mouth. having a tv in our room was an exciting amenity!! after some R&R we decided to venture out. we walked around the temple bar area, a very busy and hip part of town loaded with restaurants and pubs. after much deliberation we decided on an italian restaurant where the food was great but the service was slow. {disclaimer: to avoid having to continue talking about the outrageous prices we encountered, i will say it once--IRELAND IS REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE!!} we found that we were quite tired after this and were going to stop in a pub directly across from our B&B for ONE pint, when we suddenly felt a surge of energy and ended up staying into the wee hours of the night. justin stuck to heineken all night whilst i sampled the fourteen or so different irish beers they had on tap (half pints of each, mind you, not full!). favorites: guinness (duh) and smithwick's. Europe Trip--Ireland! 1 Europe Trip--Ireland! 2
we also made friends at the bar, me a younger irishman who was there with his buddies and justin an older 'regular'--they both were very interested in us and had many stories to tell; problem was, we couldn't understand half of what they were saying through those thick irish accents! we did a lot of head nodding and simultaneous laughing. all in all, it was a great first day in ireland!



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day 2: this was our full day to explore the city before heading out into the country. we first visited trinity college, where the book of kells is housed. unfortunately, the pages to which they had the book open that particular day were not that spectacular. the ginormous library upstairs, however, wasthen we walked to st. patrick's cathedral, a rather impressive church (but, we all know, europe has rather a few of those) and happily for me, the burial sight of jonathan swift. {on a side note: i did "a modest proposal" with my seniors this year--they really didn't get it. they thought he was a sick cannibal. dumb kids.} we then journeyed to dublin castle, or what remains of it. we decided to end our adventure a la dublin on foot with a visit to the guinness storehouse, definitely the most amazing part of the day and probably a top 5 for the whole ireland stay.



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they really have done a good job with this: it's five stories of the history of guinness the man, guinness the beer, the brewing process, the packaging up process (including the era of wooden kegs), and other random but interesting information. the tour ends, of course, with a pint of the fresh stuff in the 'gravity bar', complete with a 360 degree view of the city.
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day 3: we awoke fairly early to hit the road. we rented a car, which was interesting: wrong side of the car, wrong side of the road. it took some getting used to a few near-accidents, but we faired well without any problems! we had a bit of a hard time finding our way out of the city {you were right, chris: don't follow the signs! they just get you lost!} interestingly enough, when we "followed our noses" so-to-speak we did a much better job of ending up where we wanted. so we took the back roads south to glendalough, known for its 4th century monastery. it was a very serene and beautiful place. after touring the grounds we went on a hike, and then back to the car to head south again.



that night we stayed in a little town called new ross, ate italian food, and watched the oc on the tele.



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day 4: we went to a fortress called rock of cashel. it wasn't so much of a castle as it was a place symbolizing whatever family was in power in that area (it changed hands many times over). it was really impressive, especially that they built stuff like that back then without the use of cranes or whatever else we 'need' today. (although, lots of people probably died doing it, but hey...that's the cost of everlasting beauty, right?) nearby the rock is "hore abbey," which was rather amusing to me. it was once a benedictine abbey, but some guy had a dream that the benedictine monks were going to kill him, so he had them thrown out. it wasn't in too great of condition, but still interesting. then we drove to cork.

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day 5: cork is a harbor college town. it seemed rather busy when we pulled in, but we found a B&B for a decent rate without much problem. we got in early enough on the last day to walk around and find a neat club (where, by the way, i had missed seeing the rapture by one day, and for only ten euro!) we heard some local bands play, which were mostly good, and drank a few pints. we actually ended up staying here until pretty late, making some friends with the locals.





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this is the blarney castle, located just west of cork. the castle itself wasn't entirely impressive, as there was not a whole lot left of it. the grounds, however, were beautiful. but the drawing factor for tourists here is the blarney stone. this was named after king blarney who, according to queen elizabeth I, could always talk himself out of any situation. so if you kiss this stone, you are graced with the gift of gab for 7 years. kind of gross if you think about it, but justin and i both put our lips there along with the rest of the world. i'm just curious to know: what happens if you already had the gift of gab? does it then take it away? hmm...






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day 6: we left from blarney to head toward the penninsulas on the southwestern corner. what's neat about this area was that the road goes right along the coast, so this is where we saw the most beautiful scenery. basically we spent all day driving along the ring of kerry and the ring of dingle, getting out to take little walks.

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there were a lot of times while driving that we couldn't believe we were actually on a two-lane road. sometimes we even had to backup to let people through. we did go over one mountain pass (which wasn't anything statistically huge...their mountains aren't that big) that was a bit scary; however, on the other side we came to a small waterfall and, after hiking up to find the source, found a still lake. it was a beautiful view!

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day 7: we headed back to dublin. it was about a 5 hour drive from the penninsulas, and we broke it up by stopping in limerick. for some reason, though, limerick was swarming with tourists, and this was also the first and only day that the sun was shining all day...it was HOT! so we didn't get out in limerick but for 5 minutes. we made it back to dublin safe and sound, though it took us 2 hours once in the city to find the car rental place; needless to say, THAT was frustrating. but we had a quiet evening, drank our last pint, and had a good night's sleep before flying onto...

NYC! (part three coming soon to a blog near you)

-->you can view my many other photos from ireland here

Sunday, July 3

texas go home

i love summer. i love wearing tank tops and flip flops; i love being outside. i love going for hikes and taking my daughter swimming. what i DO NOT love about this time of year in the san luis valley, however, are the buttloads of texans that invade my home. the two-lane highway that runs all the way across becomes flooded with RVs, and not just one or two that can easily be passed. it is more of a swarm of them, and it is impossible to overtake them so you are forced to travel at 45 mph. the texans are especially thick in south fork, my town; we have an RV park that also has fishing and putt-putt and it covers a large area of space--the locals refer to it in summertime as "little texas."
now, don't get me wrong, i have a handfull of friends living/from texas that are kind, fun people whose company i thoroughly enjoy (albeit a small handfull, but a handfull nonetheless). i would be thrilled if that small handfull accurately represented texas in its entirety; unfortunately, that is not the case. those that choose to set up home here for three or so odd months out of the year are rude, pushy, usually old and slow driving. NOT TO MENTION they tend to be HORRIBLE tippers. in fact, i have been keeping track, and i am owed about $75 or so to make up for the horrible tips i've received. i'm thinking about billing texas.