pre-turkey day laments
i'm no good at math. and i hate balancing my check book. stupid check book.
it's half ten and i'm waiting for my sister to get into town. i'm doing my first, yes folks, FIRST turkey day meal here tomorrow. you're all invited. just be sure to bring alcohol. i'm pretty excited; i love to cook and don't normally have time for it as i'd like. so tomorrow i will be cooking ALL DAY! man am i a dork.
it's nice to have some time off work, though i had to spank my daughter 4 times today. these are the days i'm glad i have a job and am not a stay-at-home mom, though i highly respect and regard those who can do that.
last night i was suckered into chaperoning a high school dance...not a favorite pasttime, but hey, i'm glad to help out. only thing was, i had to take soren along, which turned out to be okay. all until...
see, it was this 'lost in paradise' theme, see, and wells, ya knows, i had to dress the patt. so i'm wearin my daughtas coconuts ha nana got ha in hawaii, sees, and this keed he comes up to me, sees, and says (and i quote)
"those are the smallest coconuts i've ever seen." i was peesed.
it's half ten and i'm waiting for my sister to get into town. i'm doing my first, yes folks, FIRST turkey day meal here tomorrow. you're all invited. just be sure to bring alcohol. i'm pretty excited; i love to cook and don't normally have time for it as i'd like. so tomorrow i will be cooking ALL DAY! man am i a dork.
it's nice to have some time off work, though i had to spank my daughter 4 times today. these are the days i'm glad i have a job and am not a stay-at-home mom, though i highly respect and regard those who can do that.
last night i was suckered into chaperoning a high school dance...not a favorite pasttime, but hey, i'm glad to help out. only thing was, i had to take soren along, which turned out to be okay. all until...
see, it was this 'lost in paradise' theme, see, and wells, ya knows, i had to dress the patt. so i'm wearin my daughtas coconuts ha nana got ha in hawaii, sees, and this keed he comes up to me, sees, and says (and i quote)
"those are the smallest coconuts i've ever seen." i was peesed.
6 Comments:
At 24 November, 2005 13:23,
ceci n'est pas said…
happy to-furkey day. tell your sis i said hi.
At 24 November, 2005 21:21,
Camille said…
there was a littler lol at that last part. i'm putting that one down in the books man. those are the smallest coconuts i've ever seen! ha ha. well did you come back with something equally rude like, 'yeah well your nuts are small too'? that would have been good, although not quite appropriate for a chaperone it still would have been funny. lol. geesh.
At 24 November, 2005 21:22,
Camille said…
i think i meant literal there. not littler. bad brains.
At 24 November, 2005 22:14,
LuccyM33 said…
i thought i had the smallest coconuts!
At 25 November, 2005 04:27,
Anonymous said…
Hello, I just like to mention that I think Clint Eastwood is the coolest dude, make my day, punk!
Realy, watch his movies, he is mr. tough and cool. How's life, any snow? Here it is quiet, it finally is getting colder and me and Anke is doing fine. My brother is getting married next month, I am best man (something like Clint) and driver in a suit, I guess that kinda suits me.
Anyway, let the wiener arnoldschwarzenschnitzel taste you any good the bad and the ugly is a really cool movie, adios! (I'm not on drugs or alcohol)
At 25 November, 2005 15:42,
Camille said…
Dude, I'm with you on the Clint Eastwood thing. Good bad and ugly, high plains difter, unforgiven. good good good. if you like clint eastwood check out stephen king's the dark tower. roland is basically a reincarnation of clint eastwood. it's real good.
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