my new occupation--help!

well, if any of you out there had faith that i'd keep my job, you were wrong. and a little bit stupid. but that's okay, we can still be friends. i have lost faith in public education and administration; it's all a bunch of political bullshit. that's right, for all you parents and students and admin people reading my blog out there: BULL-SHIT! (this is kind of fun! i don't have to worry about what i write anymore!)
anyway, i fought it to the end, lost my job, blah blah blah it's old news now. i'm actually really, REALLY looking forward to spending more time with my little girl. she's awesome. and we're gonna have fun hanging at the house doing...nothing. yes! (ball fist, pull it abruptly toward side of abdomen, and hiss yessssss--go ahead, try it, and then feel silly for trying it)

BUT HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO TRY MY HAND AT:
i'm going to give advice. yup, start an advice coloumn. on anything. there are no statues of limitaiton here. ASK ME ANYTHING and i will solve your problems. or, at least, i'll make you laugh.
so you need to send me your questions (via email preferably). i will post them anonymously unless you tell me otherwise. i really need your help out there to make this work. so,
ask away!