i think a pretty good invention
would be a sign that would flash different messages to the people behind your car. you could flash stuff like "stay off my ass" or "cop ahead" or the like.
if i had one of these signs, today all the way home i would have been flashing "get off my ass you f*&%ing prick. and stay off." i cannot stand being tailgated, especially when they're close enough to see the color of my eyes in the rearview. it especially pisses me off when i have my kid with me. i thought for sure the dumbass in the SUV would be a texan, as it is that time of year, but to my surprise and chagrin, it was a fellow coloradan. i was so hoping he would stop somewhere in south fork so i could chew him out for being such a dumb, impatient, shit head of a driver. he obviously didn't realize that numerous deer like to randomly jump out into the road in these parts. there was really no need for his persistance; i was going 72 myself, and the limit was 65.
for all you road-rage drivers out there,
if you don't have enough room to pass, back off until you do!
have you ever noticed, too, that you usually end up getting somewhere at the same time as all the people you were in such a hurry to pass? jesus. re-freaking-diculous.
if i had one of these signs, today all the way home i would have been flashing "get off my ass you f*&%ing prick. and stay off." i cannot stand being tailgated, especially when they're close enough to see the color of my eyes in the rearview. it especially pisses me off when i have my kid with me. i thought for sure the dumbass in the SUV would be a texan, as it is that time of year, but to my surprise and chagrin, it was a fellow coloradan. i was so hoping he would stop somewhere in south fork so i could chew him out for being such a dumb, impatient, shit head of a driver. he obviously didn't realize that numerous deer like to randomly jump out into the road in these parts. there was really no need for his persistance; i was going 72 myself, and the limit was 65.
for all you road-rage drivers out there,
if you don't have enough room to pass, back off until you do!
have you ever noticed, too, that you usually end up getting somewhere at the same time as all the people you were in such a hurry to pass? jesus. re-freaking-diculous.
3 Comments:
At 27 March, 2006 03:18,
Anonymous said…
What about: looking for roadkill?
At 29 March, 2006 11:13,
Anonymous said…
someone has already invented those signs! i'll see if i can find a link.
At 16 April, 2006 15:42,
Anonymous said…
DUDE....this is really CRAZY that you posted this because I have had that idea for years and think about it all the time!!! like one of those red scrolling ones or something and you could just put in whatever you wanted it to say....that is crazy!
katie
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