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the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'awww!'

Tuesday, May 17

attack of the killer wart

side note: do you ever find yourself in what you think is an empty bathroom, quietly doing your business, thinking your thoughts, only to realize, in fact, that you haven't been alone, and then you question whether or not those thoughts you were having really were quietly inside your brain or if you spoke them outloud? (for an english teacher, that is an especially horribly composed sentence. screw it, it's the end of the year and i'm about ready to shut my teaching brain off!!) yeah, that happened to me just now. it was weird. and one of my students was in the bathroom. man, she's quiet!

i just got back from the doctor's. even though i grew up with one for a father, i still try to avoid as much as possible going to see one. i'm skeptical of western medicine. that useless information aside, i am still trying to get rid of this damn wart. having frozen and burned it off more times than i can remember, we decided to try something different. he cut the top of it off and applied some sort of juice abstracted from some sort of beetle. no joke. beetlejuice. so we'll see if this works. i'll report back in about a month. hopefully this fucker will DIE!!!!

2 Comments:

  • At 18 May, 2005 16:45, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i seriously had to laugh out loud at that one. beetlejuice. wa ha ha ha!

     
  • At 18 May, 2005 20:50, Blogger LuccyM33 said…

    yikes.

    when you're in town i will give you some herbs you can put on it and we'll do a double team effort

    DIE DIE DIE

     

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