take your knowledge bowl and smoke it
no, this has nothing to do with yesterday being 4.20, although i didn't hear the end of it from my students yesterday.
'do you know what 4.20 is, miss?' as if i was never in high school
'did you ever smoke weed, miss?' repeat of my first reply
do you like getting drunk or high better, miss?' someone please shoot me
no, today's bowl is all about learning stuff. and timers. and quizzes. i'm going to be next year's knowledge bowl sponsor, even though i was too cool to be involved in this club when i was in high school. but hey, that means i get to get out of my classroom on days like today and take some smart, funny, and dorky kids to a meet at a college, all without using any of my personal leave days. as one of those south park kids would say, kick ass!
'do you know what 4.20 is, miss?' as if i was never in high school
'did you ever smoke weed, miss?' repeat of my first reply
do you like getting drunk or high better, miss?' someone please shoot me
no, today's bowl is all about learning stuff. and timers. and quizzes. i'm going to be next year's knowledge bowl sponsor, even though i was too cool to be involved in this club when i was in high school. but hey, that means i get to get out of my classroom on days like today and take some smart, funny, and dorky kids to a meet at a college, all without using any of my personal leave days. as one of those south park kids would say, kick ass!
3 Comments:
At 21 April, 2005 21:08,
Anonymous said…
do they really call you miss?
At 22 April, 2005 09:08,
sladkaya said…
yes, and it bugs the SHIT out of me. they cannot call me by my name to save their lives!
At 22 April, 2005 11:16,
LuccyM33 said…
when i was at MVHS the seniors got to bestow something to the freshman. bridget and I got a bowel of cereal.
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